the return of quotes out of context

Last Week:
“I will make you suffer.”
“A woman can take chemicals to keep her from having menses.”
“It’s night and you must go to bed.”
“Don’t you want to go get ice cream with Daddy?”
“The living room will be the mark of Hell for your child.”
“Thursday evening is when my best three TV shows are.”
“[The Left Behind Series] is theological pornography.”
“Watching Dr. Phil and Oprah together [is pornography].”
“I knew enough to know that she was and is whacked.”
“You will sweat.”
“I’m pretty sure…that I could shoot you.”
"I am a mercurial and difficult man who might explode and shoot you in this field.”
“You don’t matter that much for me to shoot you in this field.”
“I have friends…I have one friend.”
“You can find joy by being a big fish, or by being a relatively good sized fish.”
“We all want many more courses for programs particularly because we want you to stay for 15, 20 years.”
“There will be little enjoyment if they have sex.”

This Week:
“Marriage counseling is mud wrestling.”
“You will be in a mess.”
“Don’t ever find yourself in a position of being a referee.”
“How old are you?”
“I will enter a buzz saw.”
“Are you going to take me on?”
“How are you at being hated?”
“I went to Jones Junior High School.”
“Don’t ever start a graduate school.”
“They are looking at your shoe.”
“Is your grip firm or too firm?”
“Consider everything you’ve just said useless.”
“You are a good narcissist.”
“Yes my mother was crazy.”
“You will not say ‘Hello’ well.”
“Your failure is cherished.”
“You are the murderer.”
“You are one of the greatest murderers on the face of the earth. I don’t know if there has ever been a greater murderer…than you.”
“Do triage to keep the couples from killing each other.”

One not our of context and to beautiful not to share:
“Empathy is the radical, absurd entry of God into this world. It is the radical, absurd entry of one soul into another.”

Also Paul Steinke:
“We’re not going to kiss you at this point.”
"I can identify with the desire to be drunk."
"I will pursue you in this."