quotes out of context

“Drink a beer; get a life; don’t worry about it.”
“The work of counseling is the work of criminals.”
“Go back to 8th grade and be weird. Just be on the edge and wear fringe.”

“You have become a hemorrhoid.”

“You will likely be stoned often.”

“You are a hemorrhoid to the body of Christ.”


-Dan Allender 9/19/2005